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The place I call home is Bedford Nostrand
and yes I feel fine even though I don't own a gun
why would I have to? I'm not a bad dude.
Not trying to front, I don't even have tattoos!
Not everyone feels as safe in my hood as I do
lived here for nine years and never have I had to
deal with any kinda type of bad joo-joo
Keep my head down man, that's what I do do.
see the thing is
That the crime keeps the rent down
so if it was safer then I guess I would be moving out
yeah, and I'm not doing that
so i'll just close the windows when I start to hear that ratatat..
First one to the courts but the last one picked
I'm the only white kid but I don't give a shit
cause I'm not trying to front,
not trying to be a gangsta
just trying to see how many threes I can make, bra!
the secret sports guy
game might surprise you
plus I can rhyme to
anything I try to
not trying to be
anything but me
Danny B.
rhyming in my sleep
and I'm still living by the G
yeah that's the G train
when there's wet paint
make the sign say t pain
just by folding down the ends
dumb shit
but it's funny to me and my friends
and in the end
that's what matters most man
just tryin a have fun
by bedford nostrand
think that I could live here for nine more
less the landlord try to hike the rent and I can't afford
that's the problem man, brooklyn's expensive
gotta have two jobs just to make rent kid.
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give me the mic so I can take it away
take the mic away cause I'm not trine to say a rhyme today
but I'll do it anyways
so i stay on point and shit
trying to avoid this shit
is pointless so lets make this quick
I'd like to brag about a lot of things
bags of gold, diamond rings
as if I'm living like a fuckin king
never have I had to scream
king in the castle!
so I won't lie to you, it feels unnatural
and when I say you
I mean you who I'm braggin to
not sure why, it's just what the other rappers do
Boom swagger baga boom
no matter what happens to me I keep it casual
I'm not trying to act like I'm always this radical
put me on sabbatical
cause I need a break man
eat a piece of pizza pie
and have a slice of cake man
damn
take some time off
take the next rhyme off
gotta the fucking world on my shoulders
you can climb off
just for a little bit
then I'll be back up in this bitch
ambitious is the way I live
I know what fucking time it is
the leader of the rhyming shit
killing beats like hired hits
controlling my environment
yes I am it.
Danny Baxter
I'm bastard like Jon Snow
sicker than the sickest shit they've ever shown on HBO
won't stop spittin till I'm sittin on the Iron Throne
getting Game of Stoned, bout ta leave your mind blown.
Aw here goes
All that and a bag of chips
rhyme time live on nick
I'm just a Wild and Crazy Kid.
So what would you do?
Figure it out, bro!
Aggroswagged out in my guts gear
let's go to moe
so Hey dude just give me an instrumental
and I'll piece some shit together like it's Legends of the Hidden Temple.
I got a big screen recently
gaming mad frequently
speakers going hammer
you can call me king dedede
that's super smash bros.
blowing out mad smoke
drinking a tecate
with a lime and tabasco
spitting out the heat,
I'm raining fire on these assholes
punch kick and grapple
couch chips and snapple
you can call me bowser I'm the boss of my castle.
ODB to to Danny B
The fucking beat is damaged b
I think I'll plead insanity
think they've seen enough man
Now take the mic away from me
I'm bout ta level up man!
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danny snap baxter
back pack full of snap backs and the fitted caps
sickest shit up on the rack
I'm like gimmie that
gotta 59-50 from every city I've ever been
reppin for my teams with the seams on my head
and I mean what I said
a plus on the hat game
off the fuckin chain
snap back is my last name
the bruins the celtics the mets and the yankees
weird combination but you can't try to blame me
working for these teams living dreams mother fucker
I snap on my snap back then I snap shutters
sick hat game yo I think you should pay me
give me a break like my snapback from duane reed
give you a break fool a break's what you may need
not tryna hate but we ain't in the same league
(Mad Hatter's Lyrics coming soon)
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I'm stuck at Metropolitan
waiting with my headphones in
I'll blast the next Japanther track
until the train can take me back
out of body,
out my mind
I do this shit like all the time
but time is fucking passing quick
I'm grinding and I'm tired as shit
I'm trying to find some time to quit
trying to find a breath to take
trying to find some time to just unwind
so I don't split and break
In the middle of the cake
peeling back the layers now
life's a fucking circus man
I don't have time to clown around
earn my money then it's spent
candle burning at both ends
I'm walking on a tightrope or I'm burning down the fucking tent.
I'm burning down the fucking tent.
I'm stuck at Metropolitan
waiting with my headphones in
going just a bit insane
I'm sick of waiting for this train
but there's nothing I can do
Bedford Nostrand avenue's
just to far away for me to walk
I'm fucking tired dude
still I'm inspired to
try to write a rhyme or two
trying to annihilate
every week and every day
What more can I say?
It's sounding crystal clear
The days become the weeks become the months
become the fucking years
and thirty's coming quick
that is some scary shit
when it seems like just a dream ago I was a little kid
but now I'm waking up
and all my time is taken up
I'm trying to remind myself to find the time to lighten up
I've waited long enough
and now I see the lights
I'm trying to remind myself to try and get some sleep tonight.
trying to remind myself to try and get some sleep tonight.
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When I do shit, yo I do my shit loud on my bartholomew tip
Don't have a cow
yo I'll
Hit ya with the boom bap
legion of doom rap
sittin on your floor where you watch your cartoons at
who's that?
on your floor watching cartoons
eating smartfood
trine ta do like my daddy do
do like my daddy do, leave you in a jam
I'm my own damn man, never be another fucking dan
catch me if you can, tom hanks
I'm dicaprio
bringing heat to the beat fucking magical
When I do shit, yo I do my shit loud on my bartholomew tip
Don't have a cow
Danny Baxter, rhyming faster with no brakes
got no shame rap name should be no chainz
on my neck, but I still cash checks.
no brains on a chick, no dick will she get.
not on pitchfork's best list, but I'm on the guestlist
straight off the dome so I don't need a setlist
get this, I'm the best there is son,
learned what I know growing up on the Simpsons.
Mel Gibson,
I'm bout ta get a Ransom
got more rhymes than TI has hand guns
damn son, I wanna talk to Sampson!
fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden.
Half Baked
and the other half lemonade
drink an AZ Iced Tea every fuckin day
can't wait till the mix tape's finished
I'll be lampin in Boston watching the Simpsons.
lampin in Boston watching the Simpsons.
I'm a rhyme sayer still listening to Slayer
I'm Bill Hader dressed up like Darth Vader
impersonating James Earl Jones on an elevator
smell ya later give a fuck about a hater
so much green at my party people call me Ralph Nader.
Swartzenegger on the track, don't fight it man.
Blow the beat up, Liquid Nitrogen.
Liquid Nitrogen.
When I do shit, yo I do my shit loud on my bartholomew tip
Don't have a cow
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it's only recently I've felt this fucking low, ya know
I gotta lotta projects but they've all been going so-so
and it feels depressing when your life's progressing slow mo
seems to me there's nothing I can do but fucking go for broke
I try not to choke
on my words too much
but sometimes I swear man this planet is too much
I'm spit out and used up
and I've been on the road so long
I came back home and home was gone
so I'll write another song
guess i gotta write another song
but hey maybe I'm wrong,
I gotta look at this a different way
the sorrow's never here to stay, tomorrow is a different day
until then man, please just give me my space
cause I'd like to try and rap without a camera in my face
but put a grand up in my hand and I'll be smiling all the way
freestyling through the pain so i can make it through the day
what can I say?
I'm feeling fucking crazy man
Baxter Comma Danger Dan
feeling fucking crazy man
plastered on a matress tryna act less crazy than I am
least that's the plan until I deal with feeling obsolete
inadectuate, indecisive, and incomplete
in the end though, it's pretend so get let's get some rest
and wake up in the morning fully forming plans to be the best
get some shit up off my chest
that I never knew I felt
tryna be my self is hard enough
fuck everybody else
you got to
live for yourself
cause it's you who you know best
home rests deep in your soul
in your own chest
better yet just take control of the next breath
don't run a mile bob wiley
take baby steps
just take some baby steps
take some baby steps
baby steps
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inviting you to the life and times
life and rhymes
of danny baxter
call him xanny naxter
take a chill pill on some trill shit and give me this
pound my fuckin fist through a beat on some KG shit
I ain't fuckin rich but I'll spit for your spare change
change lanes faster than baxter your insane
dang mang
how you campaign on some hope shit
trine change thangs I'm afraid may be hopeless
I'm the dope shit
fresher than your other man
never be republican
jackass or elephant
but that's irrelevant,
i'm lagging on this bragging shit
lapping you on rainbow road
toad fuck a cheat code
I'm on beast mode, blue shell, where the hell he go?
yo yo yo yo yo, where the hell he go?
please release me from this leash I been living on
feeling like a beast give me beats and let's get it on
so whatcha want? rip mca
used to play the beastie boys like least once a day
and I'll sabotage your whole plan man danny's dangerous
see me on page six, your girlfriends favorite
make you say god damn man like an atheist
you must be new to the game like a baby is
the same shit
it's the same danny baxter
a little more sadder and fatter than I was last year
never on my last beer, always on miller time
drinking pints of miller light until it's time to kill a rhyme
I'm
never on my last beer, always on miller time
drinking pints of miller light until it's time to kill a rhyme
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, I need some more
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, don't ask what for.
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, I need some more
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, don't ask what for.
1,2,3,4..
It's the dan man kill a man on his own jam
yup that is the plan got a mic in my right hand
I'm the right man for the job at least probably
and once I get going bro there ain't no stopping me
known to scream monopoly cause I'm always banking bro
fuck your girl so well you know she had to thank me yo
disaster flow raining words like a hurricane
drinking hurricanes when thinking hurts my brain
it's the same shit
I already said before
that's all rap is similes and metaphors
what you think I get the cheddar for
getter Wetter for
never check my credit score
check out shit on reddit more
when I'm bored
or distracted more likely
not out every night trine ta find me a wifey
but oh I think she like me
in my fucking tight jeans
just need to fuck I ain't trying to buy no diamond ring.
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, I need some more
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, don't ask what for.
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, I need some more
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, don't ask what for.
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Can't solve all of my problems hope they never go away, I made a promise to myself just to get better every day, In every way. Cause every minute's a decision I envision, and I listen living gifted live my life while I am in it..
I'm a prism in the darkest chambers of your favorite song, I'm the nameless ageless faceless light of our lives moving on.. and on.
And my perception is progression never ends
and so the end of every moment's the beginning of the next.
Hear what I'm feeling, I'd like to test my theories.
But what is the meaning? Where's the ceiling if it keeps repeating?
And repeating and repeating.
It's deceived my brain to thinking I should leave my days to drinking, and the night's alright too for brews and booze and using, but what am I doing?
Because the Times I can't Remember are the times I won't forget but yet my life is fucking priceless cause one life is all I get.
That's right one life is all I get.
I'm like Caviezel, in the passion man.
Way more passionate, when lightning strikes twice on the beat, hope we capture it.
Action flick shit. Like it's Drive and I'm the Gos.
Live my life like I'm the boss but I'm not psyched about the cost, no.
Guess I better pay it though, paid the cost to be the boss with losses that have paved the road.
Might as well save the flow, cause no one pays attention man, but since that is the case I'll take this shit in new directions and..
Any questions then get directed to my rear-view, and here's who's steering this wheel it's the weird dude.
Right? I heard they call him Danny, eating Xannies like they candy till they mother fucking bury me.
She tried to tell me I need therapy, but speaking over beats is all I need when seeking clarity..
So I guess this is my therapy, just sharing shit coherently
apparently life isn't fair but I cherish these disparities.
It can be
hard to see
what we need
to succeed in this life, but success is in the eye of the beholder,
and I guess I'm getting older.
Work In Progress, never over.
(Hey yo) it's never ever ever ever over.
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I might just need a beat like I need lungs and fucking air to breathe
you see to me it's therapy it's really fucking everything
once everything is out of me, there's nothing, nothing I could need
there's peace inside my mind each time a rhyme can finally find a beat
I finally found my feet, I've taken shaky steps, this world will take away your days till there is nothing left. I'm fucking running now, my time is never running out, in line with every second and I'll never let it hold me down.
Used to think a lot about my life when I was just a kid
Used to think I'd turn the things I want into the things I did
Used to think the plan was dan would someday be a movie star
and all the times that life was hard would get me to the title card
there's no limit to the shit that I can handle man
I've seen more than a camera can
and that has made me my own man
and I'm so proud of that
proud I never shouted back
proud to be to the man I am today I'd never take it back
not a second of my life, although it's crazy
how many second chances I've been given it's amazing
if I ever have a baby, a daughter or a son
you can bet your fucking life that I'll be better than my father was.
I guess it's all because I wasn't honest with myself
but I'd never trade a day we spent with anybody else
and it helps to know your honest with me, honestly it helps
cause I'll never love another till I learn to love myself
if I think about the shit I should have said and could have done
and stay up all fucking night cause that's just a fight that can't be won
so instead of finding violence I'll find silence in my soul
try to ask myself the question which direction should I go,
and when I hear the beating and I'm feeling like I know
I'll know that I'm not moving fast it's time that's moving slow.
I'm on my own
but my home is never far
because wherever you go, that's wherever you are.
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